I'm feeling morbid.

So I'm feeling morbid and would like to make my post-death ritualistic wishes known.

And then I'll tell you about my newest best friend. Fun times.

Most importantly, I want my organs to be donated to science, along with a few tissue samples and bones. Keep in mind that it's VITAL that my brain is kept safe, I want a future brain robot, and while you're at it keep my hard drive(s) with it, I'll want my films/games/by then vintage software. I DEMAND to be a part of the future society where everyone is equal and hard currency has been outlawed.. stupid pennies.

Now that the organs have been harvested and my body is all researched out I want you to have my remains cremated. and stored in this awesome urn I've designed. It's basically a box made of brushed black metal with a little screen on the front saying Status: Dead for - YY:DD:HH:MM:SS:ss (Y = Years, D = Days, H = Hours, M = Minutes, S = Seconds, s = Milliseconds). This clock will continue ticking FOREVER.. I'm assuming that by the time I die we'll have batteries that fit in an urn that can power a small monochrome LCD stopwatch for a couple of millenia. (Yes, that's STOPwatch because I intend to stop it when I'm ressurected/put in a robot.)
Could 25% of my ashes be used to fertilize a newly planted tree please? I'd like to wake up in the future and tend to my own death tree, it's suitably morbid.]

The next ones can be overridden by my next of kin.

I'd like my funeral to follow usual funeral rules. No emphasis on a christian god please. However out of respect for my upbringing, family and friends I'd like a Christian burial. I respect other people's beliefs so I encourage the people who are there to talk about/pray to their own god.

If I haven't married and/or had children yet I'd like my man juice to be donated. Nuff said.

Although I know right now that I would NEVER do any of these crimes, hence my hatred of them. If I commit Murder, Rape, or in ANY way harm a child I don't want anyone to respect my wishes, I don't want a marked grave or any respect whatever. These things disgust me, they're my Unforgivable Curses.
Note: Manslaughter doesn't count as murder, knowing me, it was probably an accident.

Now that that's sorted, onto the next topic.
I met a wonderful girl called Cassy on Dailybooth, fell in love with her for a while, but that's sorted now, we're something even better than lovers.. we're best friends. She's a bit brilliant, and American, I do love how well she takes my mocking of her language... "English" pah, that's a deformity.. "Cookies" "Favorite" nonsense. She just started Youtubing and is surprisingly good.. I was worried about having to lie to make her feel good but no.. I didn't have to lie.